AP South Burlington Vermont
Marley Holly president of Holly
Technologies has recently disappeared after all company assets were
mysteriously liquidated. Last seen at the Burlington airport heading to
Mexico on a reported vacation. When confronted by the press she reserved
all comments into the matter and responded with a simple “Woof”.
After first reports of questionable
bookkeeping, investigating reporters found several connections to known leaders of Mexican drug cartels. When
followed on this so called vacation she was seen renting with the option
to purchase an expensive yacht. Records show many $5000 a day spa visits,
along with huge overnight parties for the Mexican underground.
It was reported
that her expenses for this vacation are an estimated 15 million dollars.
Back at Holly Technologies
headquarters in South Burlington, Vermont Mark Holly (mail clerk) and
MaryFran Holly (office manager) are trying to keep the company running. “We
are still serving our clients and doing business as usual” said Mark
Holly. Nikoli Holly (CEO) said "It looks like rough times ahead for Holly
Technologies". When questioned about the situation Quinn Holly (CFO)
stated "Marley said the expenses were for development and research
of new technologies so I approved them".
After her vacation she disappeared
for a few months until a skipper from her new yacht reported to
local police that he had been adrift for days in a drug induced state. "I
don't know what happened. First I was at the helm then I woke up in the
bilge in the middle of the Atlantic."
A similar report came from a Mexican
airport, that an aircraft technician was found lying under an airplane after
a mysterious contact tried to rent, the jet he was working on, for private use.
Finally her prints were found at
the scene of a drug deal gone bad in northern Canada. The Canadian mounted
police reported that a jet landed at an abandon airstrip in the Yukon.
Several shots were reported and several pounds of cocaine were found on
site with Marley's prints leading into the woods.
An investigating reporter last saw
Marley at the Bates Motel after sneaking past boarder patrol. It was
reported that she escaped to Costa Rica. She is now
wanted in several Countries for questioning. |
President Marley Holly after last board meeting
Feds investigate Holly
Technologies president
AP Washington DC
The IRS yesterday stated that they
were looking seriously looking into the tax records of Holly Technologies
president Marley Holly. Their records show she has never filed a tax
return. |